is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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