We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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