North Korea, Best Korea!
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Randomize
