I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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