Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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