Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He better not be in your backpack
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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