Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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