Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm always down for nudity.
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