But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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