Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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