no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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