Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just found puke in my bra..
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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