I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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