How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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