Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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