is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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