pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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