He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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