ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
we made out on top of his cat.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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