It's Friday. Sex?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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