Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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