guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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