When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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