For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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