hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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