only if we run a train.
done.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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