Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
