In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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