He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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