he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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