i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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