Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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