Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
her vagine was all disorganized.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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