oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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