Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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