Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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