she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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