I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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