I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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