i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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