Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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