So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
is it fun? or sober?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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