bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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