It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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