Dual....:-)
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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