id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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