i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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