Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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