That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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