Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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