Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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