so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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