Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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